werewolfzero:

How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

(via orchestradical)

ntaliaromanova:

that person you saw crying today? that’s me not going to comic con

(via striderad)

kingorb:

shisnojon:

im sorry im sorry i fucked up so bad by making this

play this at my funeral

(via slapmytitties)

Now I can’t sleep. I have been staying up way too late and exposing myself to way too much horror.

arejohngreenbooksmoviesyet:

Day 530.

One of John Green’s books is a movie.